u-no-le

floatingpoop:

step 1: make girl laugh
step 2: make girl moan

(via evolutional)

spin-and-spirulina:

i-want-abs-not-flabs:

melmerbay:

afitdaley9:

self-loved:

everyone should watch this.

i seriously fucking hate this kid, and i had never heard of him until tonight

The guy who made this video hit it right on the head

This is wonderful….Nash is a stupid child who doesn’t know the first thing about girls

Watch this. I HATE NASH SO MUCH And love this guy who made this video.

Omg watch it!!!

(Source: self-loved, via shayeofthesea)

thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

(via shayeofthesea)

optimus-prime:

ravey—seals:

kanyen-orth:

anglepoiselamp:

Most marine mammals are very flexible because they are made of 99% blorp.

this is way too fucking cute for human eyes am i crying???

BLORP

optimus-prime:

ravey—seals:

kanyen-orth:

anglepoiselamp:

Most marine mammals are very flexible because they are made of 99% blorp.

this is way too fucking cute for human eyes am i crying???

BLORP

(Source: thecuteandthecute-ish, via shayeofthesea)